Portabello (Agaricus bisporus) evolved form. An ex-convict turned food guru, Porty discovered Solfeggio frequencies and Schumann resonance while attending the music conservatory. For some time, healing modalities became a quirk. A healthy detour constructing life-size Lego replicas paid surprisingly well and funded future studies in homeopathy. Learning the power of small doses provided the Ureka moment. Porty generated his idea for a bright and cheery breakfast cafe. At The Sunny Shroom, Porty lovingly provisions tiny pieces of himself with every meal, keeping loyal customers' vitamin D levels humming well within the healthy range.